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I had quite a few intersting chats today. First was with my southern sister, my alter ego, Kavi...!
The second was with my Soul sister, Co-JMCite, Tootie..!!
Read and Enjoy!!

Chat Blog # 1

Index
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*Content Removed*: Names, places, instances that might lead to leaking for super private info, hence removed, again for the authors sake!! :D :D Yes, I am the God of this blog!!

Me: *Periamma*is also going home
buhahahahahah!!
m so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
lalalala
Kavi: :D
lucky dog
me: :D
bow wow
Kavi: lol
3:20 PM me: wish u were here.. or shalu was here...
wud hav had some fun then... lol
:D
Kavi: i know
y cant this ind of day xcome when i am there
me: i knowwwww
Kavi: actually i think it was better when u were in UG
floor
3:21 PM me: actually.. doesnt matter.. cos when u arent here *Periamma* is super nice to me
Kavi: i can feel people's eyes burning our neck in AA
me: thts only when we are together
on normal days im okay... :(
Kavi: exactly
my point
me: waise i dont care.. i used to get stares for hanging wid *Friend* also
Kavi: i like hotels
me: n we used to hang out a lot...
me too
ahh
the fun
3:22 PM and th boys
n the luxury
Kavi: yup
me: lol
Kavi: ok thats it
me: i miss taj mount
like hell
i jst remember how it used to smell..
Kavi: i miss everywhere like hell
me: how it use to feel everymoring!!
Kavi: really??
me: i do
it ws d best time..
Kavi: how did it smell
like mani??
3:23 PM me: hahahaha
Kavi: ;)
me: u sly dog u...!! :P
no re..
i mean.. i miss it
Kavi: i miss it too
me: my first job experience.. working outta taj... ws something else altogether..
gosh.. Kavi: can we go back there
me: yes
pls
lets
:D
and do/ be exactly like it ws then..
3:24 PM Kavi: then you come to chennai naa
me: haan
i want to re
i miss it..
:-\
Kavi: i hate academy for this one reason
no more hotels
me: and i m sure i havent visited all the markets there..
we never did mumbai
wich is bad
Kavi: if it was not open then we would have had the session in chennai
another one in mumbai
3:25 PM me: yeah.. instead of claridges mumbai
Kavi: actually calridges was supporse to be mumbai
me: exactly
Kavi: and AA chennai
me: yeah
marriott stays rite
Kavi: this sucks
me: cos i liked tht
Kavi: haan
that thou was delhi's turn to host
me: wow.. we shd start a blog.. life acc to kavi n meggie!!!
Kavi: but i doubt if it would have been marriott
3:26 PM me: taj mansingh... chalega!!
:D
Kavi: haan yaar lets start
of all the place that we werent able to make it
me: i know
u hav given me inspiration.. i ws looking to write abt something
Kavi: tak mansingh was super haan
me: i guess this is it :D
3:27 PM Kavi: if you were there then it would hav ebeen brilliant
me: i know...
Kavi: start writing abbe
me: i wud hv been had *BeardMan* nt been dere
Kavi: oh god that man
i feel like yanking his head off
3:28 PM you would have been so much help
trust me
i almost died at the end of taj man singh
3:31 PM me: brb.. on call..
3:32 PM i knoww
i gave my first interview on 18th march
imagine!!
march!!
4months wasted!!!!
3:33 PM Kavi: haan
but good
if you had come then
Kavi: i will be leaving home early tomorrow
cousin's wedding
early means 5
3:46 PM me: oh wow
its a morning ceremony?
like prashants?
Kavi: haan
but thats wed
3:47 PM kal tho we have the
what do u guys call it
bhaarath
me: kk
Kavi: one where the guy comes in the hourse
horse
thats type
3:48 PM me: haan
baraat
so thts th wedding day only
ceremony is thereafter...
Kavi: the welcome party for the dude... all our weddings are in the day
3:49 PM me: yep yep
Kavi: it will be some two hours... but will end before 10.30 am
me: oh cool
3:52 PM par itni subah
no north indian will b able to make it
lol
Kavi: lol
:)
and south indian will sleep off in north wedding
3:53 PM me: i knoww
Kavi: arent we a weird nation
me: i think both of us will do fine during a sikh wedding (is in d afternoon)
lol
Kavi: haan yaar
3:54 PM that too punjab is right at the middle of our country
fold india into half there will be punjab
north is night south is day and middle afternoon
3:55 PM superb
me: lol
someone did their geography well!!
noi!! haha
Kavi: lol
me: k
hee hee
3:58 PM amit writes na
hi mayank, how are yo
i shd answer... mayanks nt well actually, wich is why i m replying
lol
Kavi: lol
:)
amit is nice
3:59 PM me: he seems like
whos th bad guy there? IIHT
4:00 PM Kavi and Me’s dialogue: *Content removed*
Kavi: naa *Cute dude* was amit's jr
he has left *XYZ Co.*
me: ohhh
hain
Kavi: this guy i dont know much
me: hmm
4:01 PM *Cute dude* has left for where.. he ws supp to b cute na
Kavi: never bothered finding out
haan
yaar
before he blew
me: lol
Kavi: up like a baloon
me: i knw..at marriott...
Kavi: i was shocked
claridges he was super cute
4:02 PM hmmm good image
me: why did u nt make me see him den
grrr
Kavi: ya like i had the choice
if i had the choice it would be me and u
and not me and biatch
me: hahahaha
yeah
4:03 PM u me n al th cute guys bein interviewed
lol
i want to sit thru MS PPT tomo
:(
Kavi: then sit naa
me: u think
4:04 PM they will let me sit thru a training for 2 days!!!
*Periamma* mite
Kavi: haan babe
same problem
me: to show training teams dedication
Kavi: i want to sit thru too
me: wich one
Kavi: ppt
me: i want to sit thru MS excel
none of these behav ones tho
Kavi: it had awesome response in chennaio
none
its surper horrible
4:05 PM and after seeing the harvard standard
me: i know
Kavi: they look more like crapme: i knowww
and i wanna slap them..
Kavi: where is steve and helen'
me: I KNOW!!!!
Kavi: and where are these guys
me: wot all do they teach at MS ppt??
Kavi: horrible babe
4:06 PM everything is what i heard
and people didnt know so much was there in 2007
me: yaaaaaaaaar
i wanna
i wanna
Kavi: me too
me tooo
4:07 PM me: and do a thingie for movie makers also na
orrr.. jst get me licenses to a lotta softwares!!
had i had kasidy still na... i wud hav gotten dem softwares myself..
this stupid office one..!!
Kavi: hmmm
he was loyal
and efficient
me: he ws
4:08 PM now he lives with his mamaji.. ie my bro
4:09 PM sighh
Kavi: oh!!!
me: wohi
Kavi: ur bro had a diff one naaa
4:10 PM me: he had my dads old one.. HP.. now dad took tht to office dunno why
n forgot to bring it back
so...
now tht i hav this one.. kasidy goes there..
Kavi: oh!!! thats sad
hope he happy
me: its okay.. he is loved there also

Kavi: hmmm and ur close by
me: n bhaiya plays wid him every nite
yeah..
4:11 PM more masala for world acc to kavi n megi..
Kavi: lol
me: lol
wid evil lizards still adoning the walls of poor unsuspecting souls homes...
4:12 PM Kavi: those rested eyes know not what lies on the other side
:)
4:13 PM me: :)
we cn go on for hours cant we
Kavi: i am sure
for days too
me: hey
Kavi: we are pretty imaginative
me: brb
haha
brb
one sec
4:14 PM Kavi: ok
that too after 11 pm
he he

34 minutes later….

4:49 PM me: 11pm
dont remind me
lol
Kavi: good times
me: yep
how hot is it there?

And so goes on the aimless convo, overcoming the so-called North and South divide. HUH!! Go Chetan Bhagat, we are so with you, only on a platonic manner.Index
*xyz* : Names etc hidden to protect privacy, mostly for the writers sake :D

Me: *Periamma*is also going home
buhahahahahah!!
m so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
lalalala
Kavi: :D
lucky dog
me: :D
bow wow
Kavi: lol
3:20 PM me: wish u were here.. or shalu was here...
wud hav had some fun then... lol
:D
Kavi: i know
y cant this ind of day xcome when i am there
me: i knowwwww
Kavi: actually i think it was better when u were in UG
floor
3:21 PM me: actually.. doesnt matter.. cos when u arent here *Periamma* is super nice to me
Kavi: i can feel people's eyes burning our neck in AA
me: thts only when we are together
on normal days im okay... :(
Kavi: exactly
my point
me: waise i dont care.. i used to get stares for hanging wid *Friend* also
Kavi: i like hotels
me: n we used to hang out a lot...
me too
ahh
the fun
3:22 PM and th boys
n the luxury
Kavi: yup
me: lol
Kavi: ok thats it
me: i miss taj mount
like hell
i jst remember how it used to smell..
Kavi: i miss everywhere like hell
me: how it use to feel everymoring!!
Kavi: really??
me: i do
it ws d best time..
Kavi: how did it smell
like mani??
3:23 PM me: hahahaha
Kavi: ;)
me: u sly dog u...!! :P
no re..
i mean.. i miss it
Kavi: i miss it too
me: my first job experience.. working outta taj... ws something else altogether..
gosh.. Kavi: can we go back there
me: yes
pls
lets
:D
and do/ be exactly like it ws then..
3:24 PM Kavi: then you come to chennai naa
me: haan
i want to re
i miss it..
:-\
Kavi: i hate academy for this one reason
no more hotels
me: and i m sure i havent visited all the markets there..
we never did mumbai
wich is bad
Kavi: if it was not open then we would have had the session in chennai
another one in mumbai
3:25 PM me: yeah.. instead of claridges mumbai
Kavi: actually calridges was supporse to be mumbai
me: exactly
Kavi: and AA chennai
me: yeah
marriott stays rite
Kavi: this sucks
me: cos i liked tht
Kavi: haan
that thou was delhi's turn to host
me: wow.. we shd start a blog.. life acc to kavi n meggie!!!
Kavi: but i doubt if it would have been marriott
3:26 PM me: taj mansingh... chalega!!
:D
Kavi: haan yaar lets start
of all the place that we werent able to make it
me: i know
u hav given me inspiration.. i ws looking to write abt something
Kavi: tak mansingh was super haan
me: i guess this is it :D
3:27 PM Kavi: if you were there then it would hav ebeen brilliant
me: i know...
Kavi: start writing abbe
me: i wud hv been had *BeardMan* nt been dere
Kavi: oh god that man
i feel like yanking his head off
3:28 PM you would have been so much help
trust me
i almost died at the end of taj man singh
3:31 PM me: brb.. on call..
3:32 PM i knoww
i gave my first interview on 18th march
imagine!!
march!!
4months wasted!!!!
3:33 PM Kavi: haan
but good
if you had come then
Kavi: i will be leaving home early tomorrow
cousin's wedding
early means 5
3:46 PM me: oh wow
its a morning ceremony?
like prashants?
Kavi: haan
but thats wed
3:47 PM kal tho we have the
what do u guys call it
bhaarath
me: kk
Kavi: one where the guy comes in the hourse
horse
thats type
3:48 PM me: haan
baraat
so thts th wedding day only
ceremony is thereafter...
Kavi: the welcome party for the dude... all our weddings are in the day
3:49 PM me: yep yep
Kavi: it will be some two hours... but will end before 10.30 am
me: oh cool
3:52 PM par itni subah
no north indian will b able to make it
lol
Kavi: lol
:)
and south indian will sleep off in north wedding
3:53 PM me: i knoww
Kavi: arent we a weird nation
me: i think both of us will do fine during a sikh wedding (is in d afternoon)
lol
Kavi: haan yaar
3:54 PM that too punjab is right at the middle of our country
fold india into half there will be punjab
north is night south is day and middle afternoon
3:55 PM superb
me: lol
someone did their geography well!!
noi!! haha
Kavi: lol
me: k
hee hee
3:58 PM amit writes na
hi mayank, how are yo
i shd answer... mayanks nt well actually, wich is why i m replying
lol
Kavi: lol
:)
amit is nice
3:59 PM me: he seems like
whos th bad guy there? IIHT
4:00 PM Kavi and Me’s dialogue: *Content removed*
Kavi: naa *Cute dude* was amit's jr
he has left *XYZ Co.*
me: ohhh
hain
Kavi: this guy i dont know much
me: hmm
4:01 PM *Cute dude* has left for where.. he ws supp to b cute na
Kavi: never bothered finding out
haan
yaar
before he blew
me: lol
Kavi: up like a baloon
me: i knw..at marriott...
Kavi: i was shocked
claridges he was super cute
4:02 PM hmmm good image
me: why did u nt make me see him den
grrr
Kavi: ya like i had the choice
if i had the choice it would be me and u
and not me and biatch
me: hahahaha
yeah
4:03 PM u me n al th cute guys bein interviewed
lol
i want to sit thru MS PPT tomo
:(
Kavi: then sit naa
me: u think
4:04 PM they will let me sit thru a training for 2 days!!!
*Periamma* mite
Kavi: haan babe
same problem
me: to show training teams dedication
Kavi: i want to sit thru too
me: wich one
Kavi: ppt
me: i want to sit thru MS excel
none of these behav ones tho
Kavi: it had awesome response in chennaio
none
its surper horrible
4:05 PM and after seeing the harvard standard
me: i know
Kavi: they look more like crapme: i knowww
and i wanna slap them..
Kavi: where is steve and helen'
me: I KNOW!!!!
Kavi: and where are these guys
me: wot all do they teach at MS ppt??
Kavi: horrible babe
4:06 PM everything is what i heard
and people didnt know so much was there in 2007
me: yaaaaaaaaar
i wanna
i wanna
Kavi: me too
me tooo
4:07 PM me: and do a thingie for movie makers also na
orrr.. jst get me licenses to a lotta softwares!!
had i had kasidy still na... i wud hav gotten dem softwares myself..
this stupid office one..!!
Kavi: hmmm
he was loyal
and efficient
me: he ws
4:08 PM now he lives with his mamaji.. ie my bro
4:09 PM sighh
Kavi: oh!!!
me: wohi
Kavi: ur bro had a diff one naaa
4:10 PM me: he had my dads old one.. HP.. now dad took tht to office dunno why
n forgot to bring it back
so...
now tht i hav this one.. kasidy goes there..
Kavi: oh!!! thats sad
hope he happy
me: its okay.. he is loved there also

Kavi: hmmm and ur close by
me: n bhaiya plays wid him every nite
yeah..
4:11 PM more masala for world acc to kavi n megi..
Kavi: lol
me: lol
wid evil lizards still adoning the walls of poor unsuspecting souls homes...
4:12 PM Kavi: those rested eyes know not what lies on the other side
:)
4:13 PM me: :)
we cn go on for hours cant we
Kavi: i am sure
for days too
me: hey
Kavi: we are pretty imaginative
me: brb
haha
brb
one sec
4:14 PM Kavi: ok
that too after 11 pm
he he

34 minutes later….

4:49 PM me: 11pm
dont remind me
lol
Kavi: good times
me: yep
how hot is it there?

And so goes on the aimless convo, overcoming the so-called North and South divide. HUH!! Go Chetan Bhagat, we are so with you, only on a platonic manner.





(This chat mite actually see itself being turned into a full fledged blog.. Named "The world according to Kavi and Meggi)

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Chat Blog # 2



(this document has no indexing or content removal :D Njoy a censor free world!!)

Me: yellow
:D
Tootie: red!
Me: yahooooo!!!
Tootie: yeah.. that song ws really written in ur honor
anywho... what is it that u wanna flaunt today? :P
Me: wot song... yee-haw??!!!
i wanna flaunt a funzie eve.. ride home i had
my god.. i do love my cab mates..
Tootie: hehe ... what happened
!
Me: they take all me stress away man.. i laughed so hard tootie.. my cheek muscles actually hurt!!!
Tootie: hehe ..
details pls!
:D
Me: okie.. so
there are 2 routes from our office to Vasant kunj
one is MG road
other is a shortcut.. goin halfway thru MG then take a short cut thru sanjay van.. to the back of vasant kunj - a farmhouse area.... and then going into the colonies..
also,, our big cab got changed to this smaller "eco" cab... wich has no power at all..
and our cab driver is such a shumacher.. he cnt work in nething under 4th gear
thts th background
Tootie: hmm...
Me: so in our small little car (its like a vespa.. only smaller) with plush purple velvet/ furry interiors(i dubbed it as our pimp car!!!)
we decide to take th short cut thru sanjay van
its a bad road to say th least.. hillly jerky no real road..katch road
so first bump on this road our car goes THUPPPP
stops
in th mid of SV (sanjay van from nw on)
Tootie: hahaha
Me: and i hav told my cabbies abt Sv being super haunted etc etc
Tootie: lol
yeah yeah!
Me: sabki lag gayi
and i ws lol-ing like crazy
now poor panic striken men..5 of em haan... had to show "oh we r soooo cool man.. we aint scared"
they starting brain storming whot to do
so idea.. rahter joke came.. lets tilt it 45degrees n see
u wud think its a joke n ppl wud laugh it off.. bt noooooooo nt my cabbies
Tootie: the car?
Me: yeah!!
Tootie: okie!
Me: next thing i know.. 2 of em on each side standing.. shaking.. rather roving the car making it go side to side
u knw like a babies cradle
n i m still inside the car haan... wid 2 other boys
Tootie: haha
Me: they were in th backseat.. decide to help a lending hand.. so frm the inside they start to shake the car...!!!
tht... much to their dismay.. didnt work...
Tootie: hehe
strange!!
:P
Me: i know
tht ws such a sure shot
anyway
the manly men were nt to give up on tht...
they decide to push th car
this time our dear cab driver is pushed aside n one of the cab mates takes the wheel
now... this is how th communication went..
Arvind (on th drivers seat): they will push the car and i will take to the side n park it
Rest of the Gang: lets push it so tht it starts running n we cn go home
Me: hahahahha... this is gonna be fun to watch
Tootie: haha
Me: they start pushing n arvind starts to turn the car to th side
rest of them are scared he is gonna crash.. well nt joideep..he actually found time between all this chaos to lite his ciggy...
rest of th gang screaming.. arvind seedha kar
arvind thinking- jackasses
hillarious!!
finally!! finally sense prevails.. arvind puts his head out n screams.. arre engine start karna hai kya??!!
Tootie: :O :O
he hadnt started the engine!
Me: rest of them... @#%^%Q@#$ @!$#@$
yeah
he thot we were pushing it out of th way n to park it
Tootie: bright kid!
hahaha
Me: anyway.. finally.. dejected we all ask the cab driver... bhaiya hua kua
CNG n petrol dono khatam ho gaye kya
cab bhaiya : aare CNG subah khatam ho gaya tha.. par mein petrol bharva ke office laaya tha
us: accha.. aisa kya..
cab bhaiya (in glory, tht he done such a brite task of ensuring there ws petrol in d car) ..haan haan.. poore 100 rupaye ka bharyvaya tha
deepak: yaani.. 2 litre sirf
cab bhaiya (Still smiling) haan
rest of us (sans me ofc)..bhaiya fir milage 15 kms hogi na
bhaiya: haan
us: toh 30 km to ho gaye na
cab bhaiya: oh yanni mera PURA 2 litre petrol use ho gaya
us: sigh
the pride he had in saying: Aare poore 2 litre bharvya tha
:D
Tootie: wow ..ppl driving without starting the engine...
drivers expecting to run miles on 2 litres ... educated lot !! :D :D
Me: :D
hell yeah
damn proud too
Tootie: u guyz must have died laughing at the cabbie
was it his first day at work?
Me: no re
he been there for a while
we call him schumi
aare once wot he did...
joideeps in marketing.. so his new product had launched tht day with great success haan
Tootie: brb yaar phone!
Me: okie
Tootie: back
only for a few minutes tho....my friend will call again :(
Me: so to celebrate these guys decided to go for beer.. get a can n drink as we drive to home.. the cab bhaiya threw such a fit... equivalent to any of th boys wife...he first refused to talk.. mainting nothing is wrong.. after much cajoling.. he opened up.... "main mana nai karta yaani aap log kuch bhi karenge"
Tootie: hahahahaha
awesome!
Me: :D
Tootie: on the other hand..we have a sad news .. one more mt quit .. is joining foster and sullivan !
will miss him
Me: :(
Tootie: yeah..good for him tho.. still ... and these guyz discovered a pattern -in our of our induction pics, 3 of them are sleeping in a line - on the couch... the first two have quit :P
the third one ..he's the one left with me in sugar ...hehe ..i hope the pattern doesnt hold!
Me: execptions only prove the rule further
he shall b tht exception
i think i'll blog today
got 2 major inspirations!!



(And Here I Am :D :D :D)





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