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Whats new? Eh?

I know I haven’t been blogging for the longest time, but good news (here is the morbidness of my nature) I‘ve been sick.. VIRAL !! Yep, Delhi monsoons finally got to me. Not that I celebrate me being sick, cos lets face it, being up all night coughing and fever-ing isn’t all that its made up to be. Also, acting like a 3 yr old and making my mommy stay up with me also, not good – or Adult people like. Which brings me to my other issue here, I am so not grown up and I need to do it fast!!!
Rambles some more, and she is back

Anyway, so for last 48 hours I have been sick and at home with nothing to do, I finally got the “doing nothing but relaxing” vacation I wanted. Not that being sick is a vacation…
Monologue ensues, and she is back

I picked up a few new hobbies and watched some movies. Please find below my Monica like list of things I have been up to.

1. Found out I wasn’t right in making fun of Vinu for learning things off the YouTube (don’t sue me YouTube people for using or name, or not using it correctly or whatever- I make a meager income which is then spent at shopping for things your tutorials brainwash me to buy, not that I am not thankful for learning the 5 different ways to do that “vampire girlfriend make up style” – PS, ladies this style is mostly applying a lotta white makeup and acting like a stuck up B****! Yeah Bella Swan you heard me! Grrrrrr)

2. Found out I loved the above said tutorials –since then, I have a fave YouTube tutorial person, who is also a vlog-er! Wont name her, cos I seriously don’t want her to sue me…!! I mean, she is awesome in teaching stuff and being all pretty and perky and pink, but does seem like the typical American who will do anything to get super rich, even sue us little people, so she can go out buy stuff and do a vlog on it, which will make little people like us then go out and buy the said stuff even tho we are bankrupt from the lawsuit, and thus drive ourseleves further into debt!)

3. Would have loved to started cooking more, but haven’t. cos I am so infested, that its not permissible. Whatever!

4. Watched various movies, Confessions of a shopaholic, Mean girls, Julie and Julia (AWESOME!), and other chick flicks alongwith my usual dose of sitcoms, HIMYM, The Simpsons, Big Bang, Glee (i know its more a dramodey, still, counts!) and of course Friends. Tho I officially do not like Gary unmarried, and Cougar Town. I love ya Courtney but what the freak!! And Gary (or whatever your real life name is), I am usually on the side of men in all such Gender based squabbles, but dude you making me wanna switch sides. Man up dude!! Like Seriously!
*After thot- maybe I dont like divorced people! :-\ Thinks... nah! I love George Clooney, he's been divorced! :D

5. Also, new habit, medicines. More a necessity than habit, but when I call it a habit, makes it sound so much more upbeat. I mean come on, Necessity means either you are sick or hypochondriac. Habit means,
a. You are a prescription addict
b. You are a starlet
c. You are an over the counter prescription medicine addicted starlet of the yesteryear!
d. You are an unsuccessful doctor, who got so bugged for waiting for human trials for his medicines to get the go ahead from the FDA or whatever, that he started experimenting on himself!
Agreed, that the last point can go under the heading of necessity, but is it necessary? Really?

6. Lastly, I realized I haven’t been blogging much at all. Which is why
a. You need to blog/ vlog etc very very often to get a huge fanbase! Like people blog/ Vlog every friggin day! And they are relentless in their allowing of invasion of their own privacy! *Shrugs!
b. I don’t have a large fan base
c. I don’t have a medium or a small or a miniscule fan base
d. My fan base is Shruti, and on most days, she hates me!
e. My best friends (read Karishma, Vinita, Priyanka, Devina, Ankit, Kavitha) don’t read my blogs, like ever! Grrrr.. hate them!!
f. I wont become famous cos of my blogs
g. I wont become famous cos of my writings
h. I wont write a novel/ poetry book (??)
i. George Clooney wont fall in love with my writings and marry me (yeah, that didn’t work on the Indian horny mortal men, would work on that half German, half American Greek God – who recently had back surgery!)

So, that’s that for now. Maybe I’ll write in more this week, since I have nothing better to do, and I do feel I am getting more acerbic in my replies than usual. Mite as well let it out here.

Cya around, fit people! :)