(Sorta Intro and Disclaimer) Please read this in the spirit intended, of laughter and good faith. It is not to hurt anyone, or make fun of a very serious and grave matter. Also, it is not to joke on the likes and dislikes of those mentioned below. Please also don’t see this as a recurring theme with me, I do recognize I did write a poem earlier called my Obituary. Consider this as my “OK-ness” with my own mortality. With that outta the way, read on –
Dont ask me why the thought of doing this blog came to me, but I thot it would be a fun read, and a definite fun write. So, if I am tragically taken away from this world before my time (Knock on wood.. not a figure of speech please, I am asking you to knock on wood … DO IT), I want no fights/ battles/ arguments over my “Property”. Here is a list of “who gets what”…
Not in any order, certainly not in order of preference.
Vinita – Gets all my Nail Polishes, earrings, neckpieces, purses and other non – size related items of clothing (Scarves/ Socks etc). She also gets my Remington Hair curler.
Kavitha - gets single custody of Kripa Prasad, Subbu, Tweety, Podar Mal, and other such “family members”. Kavi, I trust you will keep them with the same love and affection that I did. Also, gets to share all my supplies and stationary with MansI
Devina – Gets all the chai that would be my share. On a serious note, she gets all my books without prejudice, my music and movies (on me laptop). Also, gets my straightner!
Mans – EYE – Gets to come over to my house every Sunday and play with the stupid kittens that live behind my home. She can also, if she feels the requirement to do so, continue with my dance classes! Also, gets to share all my supplies and stationary with Kavi.
Shruti – Gets NOTHING. Ahh, kidding. She gets the Intellectual Property Rights over everything I have written, composed! She is one who I can trust to have the judgment and appreciation needed to “handle” my writings – in terms of what of my works are to be posthumously published.
Hammy – Gets …. Ummm… all the salad I would ever eat, which is like one cucumber (seriously that is ALL the healthy food that I would eat in an entire year). Oh, and she can also take one old T-Shirt which smells of me!
Karishma - Gets all of me shoes! She is the only one who can fit into my size shoes!!
MY CLOTHES – are to be distributed equally among the gals, so that they may use it as “Pregnancy Clothes” as and when required in life J
I do recognize I leave nothing for the Boys… Sorry Lads, no disrespect meant, I don’t own many things that are useful for ya’ll!!!
Please do let me know if I missed out on something important (except my bank account and credit cards, d’oh). Would love to know who you think should get what else!!
17th March 2011, 11:05 pm
4 comments:
So basically, u want to hire my services as an agent ..and since u'll be dead.. I won't even get paid for it..?
:-O Well done. Finally there's something that takes the charm/appeal out of you dying.
Cheers!
Shruti
:D
You should be happy that the only thing i leave you with post my death is the blame for the said act of dying! Huh, and dont sign off cheers, on such a deeply saddening blog post!!
Uncheerfully signing,
Meggs!
Thanks for giving me custody of all the babies, I promise to care and love them as u care for them, also love u for giving me the stationary and not asking me to bury the post-it's with ya :D LOL!!
Hey Kavi...
Nice to see your footprints here, and that this was free will , you werent brow beaten into posting a comment. Now that we have THAT cleared up... :P
Btw, being buried with the post -its. What was i thinking parting with them, that should have been my instinct.. I guess i love you more than my post-its.. and now THATS a compliment!! :) I dont think anyone can ever achieve getting such self less loving from me!
Hehehehe.. :D
Thank you for the comment, with love,
Your weird North twin!
Meggs
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